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VictorianTragedy
08-04-2009, 01:04 AM
Have a funny joke or riddle you'd like to share? Please post it here! Also, do not post any explicit, offensive, or jokes containing inappropriate content in this thread, if you do, you will be given a warning or infracted and your joke will be deleted...
Also, if it's a joke that requires someone else to answer, the next person posts with their guess and their own joke.
For example:
Me: How do you drown a blond?
Next poster: Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
ETC.
Anyway, have fun!
I'll start it off:
How do you get Pikachu on a train?
Rubium
08-04-2009, 01:06 AM
knock knock...
Rubium
08-04-2009, 01:47 PM
Idunap
;)
Rubium
08-04-2009, 01:55 PM
The jokes supposed to carry on....go on XD
Rubium
08-04-2009, 01:58 PM
Haha You done a poo!
Everyone He done a poo!
...
...
...
He done a poo
^_^# XD
Rubium
08-04-2009, 02:00 PM
Poo Boy!
...
...
...
Poo Boy! ;P XD
Rubium
08-04-2009, 02:06 PM
Whos there? O.O
Rubium
08-04-2009, 02:13 PM
Dr who? o.o
>.<
Rubium
08-04-2009, 02:18 PM
Oh god! I feel dirty >.< XDD
Knock Knock...
Rubium
08-04-2009, 02:22 PM
Banana...
Rubium
08-04-2009, 02:25 PM
Knock Knock
*This is a long one*
Rubium
08-04-2009, 02:30 PM
Banana...
(Its worth it and this is the second to last one)
Rubium
08-04-2009, 02:35 PM
Knock Knock
(Here comes the punch line) :)
Rubium
08-04-2009, 02:38 PM
Orange...;O
Rubium
08-04-2009, 02:43 PM
Finish it say the words that will let me finish this joke! :O
xD
Rubium
08-04-2009, 02:51 PM
Orange you glad I didnt say banana?
;P
And im happy now =^.^=
Rubium
08-04-2009, 02:56 PM
Well that was pretty well executed considering it took nearly 2 hours to deliver XD
Rubium
08-04-2009, 03:17 PM
Whos there?
Rubium
08-04-2009, 03:35 PM
will who :O
Rubium
08-04-2009, 03:37 PM
>.<? XD >.< ¬.¬
Whos there?
Rubium
08-04-2009, 03:43 PM
Cowsgo who?
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Just because I'm bored and this is funny...and y'all are doing knock knock jokes. XD
Thanks, anyways yeah...I love Smashtasm, its awesome. XD
VictorianTragedy
08-05-2009, 10:38 PM
No one answered my joke...*cries*
Anyway, how do you get Pikachu on a train?
Rubium
08-05-2009, 11:30 PM
No one answered my joke...*cries*
Anyway, how do you get Pikachu on a train?
I dunno, How DO! you get a Pikachu on a train? :3 XD
Pick him up and put him on a train, sheesh, is it that hard? (lol)
VictorianTragedy
08-06-2009, 05:28 AM
I dunno, How DO! you get a Pikachu on a train? :3 XD
Pick him up and put him on a train, sheesh, is it that hard? (lol)
Uh...no.
Pok em on... Now, put the words together...:D
Rubium
08-06-2009, 09:45 PM
A man walks into a bar
...
he says ouch...
:/
Rubium
08-06-2009, 09:58 PM
>.< XDD
Patient: Doctor Doctor I feel like a bridge
Doctor: Whats come over you?
Patient: Two cars and a lorry
:3
Rubium
08-06-2009, 10:06 PM
Q: Whats a hedgehogs fave flavour of crisp?
A:Prickled Onion...
Rubium
08-06-2009, 10:12 PM
XDD
Did you hear about the owl and the Goat that had a baby?...
thay had a hootananny :P
Rubium
08-06-2009, 10:20 PM
Two sausage rolls in an oven one says to the other "Is it hot in here?" the other says "Yes its due to tempriture increase over a timed period". The first sausage roll then says "Oh my god a talking sausage roll!!!" and in his confusion he had a mass meat attack...except he didnt because hes a sausage roll and contains no respiratory or life based organs...but he did go very quite leading the former sausage roll to belive that the first one had demised...although He didnt really know what death was because its a concept as such the second sausage roll sat in the oven for a further 15 minutes trying to discover what lay beyond death...at which point it dawned on him that he was now dead...and being eaten by a 6 year old liverpudlian baby...
Damn you god for making sausage rolls intelligent...but delicious >.<
(It breaks my heart it really does)
Rubium
08-06-2009, 10:25 PM
How many medieval rein actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10,000: one to screw it in. One to claim witchcraft, one to push the first one off a cliff and 9997 people to laugh cruelly.
(Sorry)
Rubium
08-06-2009, 10:55 PM
XDD
What do you get if you cross a Hamster and a blender?...
One very dead Hamster :)
Rubium
08-06-2009, 11:02 PM
When is a door not a door?
When Its ajar
>.<
Rubium
08-06-2009, 11:09 PM
Apparently The creator of Cats eyes for road use got the idea because one night while driving his headlights illuminated a cats eyes...If the cat had been facing the other way, He would have invented the Pencil sharpener.
Rubium
08-06-2009, 11:31 PM
*cat butt joke* cough cough
Rubium
08-06-2009, 11:48 PM
I win :O
Rubium
08-08-2009, 03:04 PM
>.< smarty xD
Rubium
08-08-2009, 04:19 PM
Man goes into a butchers and says "I want my glasses"
The Butcher says "Looks like you need them, this is a butchers"
The man responds by saying "Am I oh..."
Theres an awkward silence...
The Butcher laughs nervously and continues his work
Four hours later the man was arrested and charged with both stalking and using the worst pickup line in the history of existence ever >.<
Rubium
08-08-2009, 04:27 PM
XD
It dosent make sense...but it made me giggle :P
25=Mn
08-08-2009, 06:49 PM
Rubium... Go back to sleep... :S
Rubium
08-08-2009, 07:39 PM
I would but its to bright out :(
Sandwhich walks into a pub, the landlord says get out we dont serve food :O
Fujiwara-Kun
08-08-2009, 10:49 PM
What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
-A liar
What do you call a chav that's just been battered?
-Anything you want cause he can't hit you
Rubium
08-09-2009, 12:16 AM
knock knock...
whos there?...
luke...
luke who?...
luke through the keyhole and find out :)
VictorianTragedy
08-10-2009, 11:34 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mike
Mike who?
Mike up is empty, can I have a refill?
:P
I love this one! It's freaking hilarious!
How do you get a blonde to clean the toilet?
Rubium
08-10-2009, 11:35 PM
I dont know how do you get a blond to clean a toilet? :P
VictorianTragedy
08-10-2009, 11:38 PM
I dont know how do you get a blond to clean a toilet? :P
You tell her there's a quarter stuck in the hole of the toilet and watch her try to find it.
Rubium
08-10-2009, 11:40 PM
xD
That was brilliant! lol
How do you stop a blond from buying a television?
Rubium
08-11-2009, 10:01 PM
Prove to her its a microwave one final time...
:P
25=Mn
08-12-2009, 01:36 PM
Darn you anti-blonde people...
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Y'all get another funny Smashtasm video thingy for no reason. (I'm bored, and they're funny, lol)
Rubium
08-12-2009, 10:31 PM
whats brown and sounds like a bell?
A- Dung :)
KateMonStar
08-17-2009, 02:45 AM
xD this is so funny i've read every single one of them ^^
So, one day I was walking down the street and this man stopped and started talking to me. I just looked at him and said "Are you really that bald? Or is your neck blowing a bubble?" And walked away. xD (its lame and i heard it from my grandma.
Rubium
08-17-2009, 01:01 PM
xD
Can I have that? :P, I like jokes like that (As youve no doubt seen if youve read through lol)
William Shakespeare walks into a pub, the landlord says "Get out yer bard!"
gettit? :P
Fujiwara-Kun
08-17-2009, 08:17 PM
What do you call a chav with money?
The Benefit Fraudster
KateMonStar
08-22-2009, 11:30 PM
xD
Can I have that? :P, I like jokes like that (As youve no doubt seen if youve read through lol)
William Shakespeare walks into a pub, the landlord says "Get out yer bard!"
gettit? :P
I don't get it... O.o
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